where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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