You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
You are the jesus of drinking
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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