I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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