I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Boobs are out for the taking
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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