Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
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