I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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