So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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