More tranny stories later!
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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