he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
ok first of all what the fuck
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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