you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Randomize