My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I believe in your delicious
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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