He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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