so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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