ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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