I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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