Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
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