Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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