How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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