Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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