We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
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