Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Randomize
