I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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