I'm eating all of the evidence.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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