Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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