We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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