I wanna bring you to show and tell
Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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