it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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