Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
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