At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
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Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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