And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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