too bad you live with your parents still
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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