How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Randomize
