oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
She needs sedatives and a leash
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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