need another drink. this is the easiest way
we're chasing vodka with high fives
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
He did a backflip because drugs
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