Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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