He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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