dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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