I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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