they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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