Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
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