problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
That's when you crack a 10am beer
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Randomize
