I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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