I want to stick my p in your. b.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Randomize
