So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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