Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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