Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
The iPhone is ruining my ability to sex message. My 5-year-old cousin just picked up my phone at my grandmas birthday party and read "I wanna stand you up and fuck you from behind" to my entire extended family bc of popped up on my screen
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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