his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
you mean i was at the winter classic?
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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