so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
