This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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