Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
North Korea, Best Korea!
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Randomize
