haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
My brain says no but my pants say off.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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