the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
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