Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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